Or because when first faced with the prospect of breastfeeding in public, I admit, I was timid and brought him back to the bathroom.
However, one look at the toilet, that particular odor, and I wondered "Why isn't everyone eating in here?" (Luckily, my forward-thinking is shared with a fellow in Taiwan. One day we must meet.)
But till the day I begin my lavatory feasting, I'm going to have my tender infant eat where I do...under the staircase.
Because Mother Nature made bottles for a reason.