Busy week

Holy God, SXSW is in town again and that means I'm going to be working overtime. I bartend in a bar on 6th St. which is a very busy street for bars. I love/am amused by all the interesting people that this event brings into town.

We do a drink called a Flaming dr. Pepper and two foreigners (English and Australian, I believe) ordered a round. Seeing as you're dealing with fire, we ask people to step to either side of the path of flame. Somehow my arms parting motion was translated to them as turn around, hands on the wall and spread 'em which erupted the whole bar into laughs.
I don't know how you do it in your country, but here, we're not that invasive.

Also, I'm doing the gym thing again but this time, I'm doing it right. By right, I mean Spandex and right never felt so wrong. Maybe with time I'll treat you to pictures of my abnormally well-formed Trapezius muscles.

Peace out.


And properly so..

Today I woke up, donned some shorts and a very large, very orange sweater and took the garbage bag from off our porch. Tucked it in the back of my car and drove it to the dumpster. This was about the most I exerted myself on this day.


You already know how this will end.

Just to get that gay youtube off the front I'll go ahead and blog when I'm hammered. You're welcome.

I'm pretty good at taboo. It's kind of embarassing to be good at board/games I've always thought. It's like a Star Wars nerd who knows all the trivia but I swear-to-god I haven't played more than five times. Jesse doesn't believe me but I have my suspicions about him as well.

Please listen to Iron and Wine - Flightless Bird, American Mouth.
You're welcome.

I went to an opera last week for a Valentine's gift (balcony seats, bitches!) and it was significantly cooler than I expected. I wasn't bored at all. That's high praise. And I cried at the end, I only admit this because I'm trashed. Really, really drunk.

Please listen to Katy Perry - Thinking of You

Oh. I have very hot girlfriends. It was not purposefully but they are stunning PLUS smart girls and I'm taking a moment to appreciate this. It makes me very happy to be surrounded by such classy ladies.

Please listen to DeVotchka - How it Ends
You're welcome.

I'm so content my chest is full. But it might just be the beer. But that would be my stomach. I'm happy, drunk and full. Done.