Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
(Hobbes): Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?
- Calvin and Hobbes


chad said...

good stuff...sounds like a conversation between Tommy and myself.

Liz said...

hahaha. indeed.

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florecita rokera said...

LOL Chad, it's so true!

Chad said...

This is a true story that Luch reminded me of:

Tom was super into a online role playing game and after playing and saving for many weeks, he finally managed to buy his little man a supposedly expensive weapon ("a powerful firesword").
Since he was gaming during quiet time he was boasting all afternoon about it.
Tom: Yo, I'm the shiznit, yo.
Me: whatever you say
Tom: You'll see me on the dance floor banging all your hos.
Me: If you say so
Tom: They all know my penis is like a firesword
Me: thats 'cuz it leaves a burning sensation

Liz said...

HAHA! Good stuff, brah.
And on another amusing note, I GOT SPAMMED.