We/I made it to the Carolinas without any major mishaps/deaths/lost children. Crossed the Mighty Mississippi, Yelling Woman Creek, and whatever the name of that one is that divides Alabama and Georgia.
Stopped in hotels, seedy motels but thankfully never spent the night in the car.
So now I'm hanging with a house full of cousins. We ARE taking over the world, by the way, us Groves. There's so many of us...and apparently we're making love to the world and increasing our ranks. Heh, thanks Jeremy, Tanya and all you responsible for our swollen state.
This place is BFE so I'm gonna-hafta-be-a-scarce in these here postins'. Uncle Robert shot hisself a dur yesserday and skinned it in celebration of our arrival. Hopped over to our rich neighbors and played with their toys, sped around on their "Rhino" (the limo of 4-wheelers)..freaky deaky stuff.
Till next time, friends. I must get to lovemaking.