28.6.05

Newsy Bidtits.

Birthday parties are great. Except when you haven't slept in two days and you fall asleep in your cereal the next morning.
Happy Birthday Zoey.

There's a 3 day seminar going on, which brings a WHOLE LOT of people. Ahhh...the music is Great though. It's also convenient to have a GIGANTIC house where you can hide out in bathrooms to avoid socializing (I hope no here reads this and discovers my secret). Thweet.

I'm officially the most accident prone person in the world. While slicing lettuce I chopped off the tip of my left forefinger, piece of fingernail and all.
Devastating.
I'm trying to explain to this woman who speaks only spanish that it's NOT JUST A CUT and you can't "squeeze it together and put a butterfly on it". Gesturing to each other frantically while trying to make her understand in my limited spanish and keep from passing out. I've never felt so helpless.

I'm going to be moving back up to the states in the next couple of weeks. I'm not sure where yet. But keep me in your prayers as I uproot my weary little self yet again and trudge the lonesome and dusty paths. (sounds good, no?)
Oh yea, and if you'd like me to come stay with you...just let me know. That'd be grrreat.

ACK! I've been discovered and am now being forced to mingle.
*drops dramatically to the floor and plays dead*

BustER: Liz, you're not fooling anyone. Get downstairs.

BustEE: *tries to keep her eyes from twitching*

p.s. I feel I should stress again. PART OF MY FINGER IS MISSING! (well I know where it is, it's in the lettuce. hahaha) It feels wierd not having it. I'm very sad.

15 comments:

Heidi said...

That sounds awfully painful! When I was little, I saw someone get the tip of their thumb cut off by the bathroom door. I don't know how exactly, some fight with his brother that involved the slamming of doors, I imagine. I saw the tip of his thumb hanging by a thread of skin. It was scarry looking.
You can always come stay with me. We can get an apartment. Of course, we'd have to include Jamie. But after that last picture he posted....I wouldn't blame you if you were a little scared :P

SRud said...

Lizz you poor thing:((...Just don't let anyone eat the lettuce.<_<

Liz said...

I served it for lunch. muahaha

I almost fainted with the gruesomeness of it. The inside of your finger is made up of layers. Since i cut a vein too I saw the blood come directly out of it. Wierdest thing ever.

Falconmyst said...

SURFING BY, like the Blog name, caught my eye; and the profile pic is hot, tooo.........

florecita rokera said...

Sad to see you go...
and I seem to have missed *quite* a party.

Liz said...

yea. what happened to that? we were secretly counting on you two to bring all the *freak* power;)

but i DID get to hear great things about you behind your back:D

crazynik said...

I recently did the same thing to my finger...twice, amazingly enuf. Talk about clumsy. As soon as the first cut healed I managed to cut it again in the same place.
Hope ur finger heals quickly

Florence said...

I would like to take time out of my busy schedule to mention here that I am NOT accident prone.
Probably one of the "therefores" for being a very poor blogger.
I cannot sympathize with the feeling of losing part of one's body. I've only ever lost teeth. All I felt as a result was growed up.
Do you have a huge bathroom? I love big bathrooms. It probably has something to do with living in Japan...

Anonymous said...

ur funny, intelligent, caring and deep. all the good things in a chick. oh yea you're a total hottie to boot. wherever you go will be a lucky home. wishing you well.

Charlock said...

You are F-ing funny! If you want, before taking Heidi up on her offer, you can always stay with us for now. If you like. Just so you know.

florecita rokera said...

freak power and good things behind my back.... I couldn't be more flattered. (were you talking to me?)

Hope you get a worthy farewell activity.

Liz said...

talking to you, yes.
I'm hoping mebe i'll be worthy for a farewell activity. amistad is such a looong drive. lovin you.

thanks for the generosity, heidi. that'd be a treat for sure. oh yes, and the affection for the two was definitely physical;) just go crazy.hehe

Heidi said...

You really should come. Even if it's only for a little while. Austin's a pretty cool city. There's always something going on, and you never run out of things to do. You've already got 2 offers...so whaddya say?

Kristina said...

Wow, you must really be exhausted if you chopped off the tip of your finger, wrote about it, and didn't mention the pain factor even once!!

Coming from a fellow clutz, I feel your pain. I think about 25% of my knife usage has resulted in me slicing some part of my body on accident. Ouchie!

I hope your finger heals well. Keep the antibacterial meds on it. And get some sleep child! Goodness. Three days is NOT healthy for anyone, unless you have a supply of crack cocaine on hand. ;)

Chad said...

Hide from the party?? And miss all the nudity??