I've always wondered..

1. fo' shizzle my nizzle
Originated in medival England in the 15th century, this phrase has changed in meaning completely, from the orignal shorthand denotation of "Alas! An adversary has come upon us! To the battlements!" to the modern definition of "Please grease up my penis."
Old: Bartholomew, the dastardly barbarians are attacking! Foe Shizle mine nizle!

2. fo' shizzle my nizzle
"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother"


Kristina said...

"I concure with you whole heartedly my African American brother." LOL!!

That's all I have to say about that. Oh, and thanks for the laugh.

Jamie said...

damn funny....damn funny.

BarbarianDave said...

I was always thought that a catapult was used for offence.
I'm also pretty sure that the medival era ended in the 15th century. Sounds like you may need another dictionizle!!

Liz said...

ah thanks, you're right. what an oversight. must correct those gross errors. fo' sheezy.

florecita rokera said...

word, yo!