29.5.05

concha

Seeing as I breastfed till I was 5, according to researchers, my IQ should be off the charts.
I have no faith in these things.....orrr, maybe I have too little faith in myself.
(Eureka!)

For a mere $50 I will now give you answers to any questions or problems you may have lost many a night of sleep over.

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3 comments:

LoxyFady said...

Damn! I knew I liked you. ;)

You're mother is a GODDESS!!

Elaina said...

*vigorously nods head in aggreement*

Garrick said...

Breast fed till 5 ???????
Wow, now that's old. I think I stopped when I was 1.
Maybe that explains my immaturity.