I went to the dentist today. Being the ferocious ominvore that I am, it's of utmost importance that I keep my mandibles of death in top condition.
I'm brave. They prod and poke, scrape and grind -- filing my chompers to razorsharp points, the better suited to slice through shinbones....okay,okay! that's an exaggeration. I only nibble...
I've learned that i have palpable lymph nodes, a vascular upper palate, and I bite my cheek. I knew that already though, it's a thoughtful habit.