I'm sure we've all wondered where toilet paper comes from (yes, even you -- somewhere in the dark recesses of your mind, on a rainy day, in between thoughts of uber cosmic relief and geosymetric equality). well, my friend, wonder no more.
Furthermore, for conspiracy-theorialists -- like the blue-haired punk i met on the greyhound bus...this one's for you.
Lastly, impress your friends with your extensive knowledge of phobias.
....I never knew I had Kakorrhaphiophobia.